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Little Juan was sitting in the principal's office. His teacher was passing through and was baffled because Juan was one of the "good" kids. She asked him why he was there.
He replied, "Sex in the bushes."
She couldn't believe what she heard. "What?"
"It was the sex in the bushes," Juan repeated.
"But... but..." she was stammering. "Please explain this to me."
So, Juan explained further. "We were throwing our lunch secks in the bushes."