This weekend the family is coming to town. My cousin J is marrying this chicka named K. We don't like K because she is, well stuck up. I first met K while completely hammered. We were at this festival called Blocktoberfest. It's where they used to block off a neighborhood in A-town and there would be lots of booze. Its an all day drinking affair. The funny part about this story is that Kristyln made out with my cousin in the bathroom while his soon to be wife K was getting him cigarettes or was in the next room over.

I was not impressed by this initial meeting and I was well completely wasted. Anywho, fast forward to thanksgiving. My Aunt makes myself, another cousin N and this girl K sing a song at dinner. She apparently gets into J's heart somehow. She had on her myspace profile that she respected her father and his commitment to the pro-life movement. However, she's been sleeping with J and taking birth control. I don't care who or what you believe in, just stick to your guns people. Don't be a flip flopper.

Anywho... their wedding is here this weekend. I am excited to see my crazy family. I am excited to spend time with them and have cookie meet them. It's not like he's meeting them as my boyfriend, he's just a boy that I am dating. However, he's the first boy that I am dating that my parents are meeting in the last 8 years. Eek! Anywho it should be interesting. I have a role to play at these weddings, I am the "drunk" cousin. It's a tough one to play I tell you. Just kidding.

Today is going to be a largely unproductive day. However, I am totally psyched about it. Today is my Friday!

Tomorrow, my cousin's wife C is coming with her twin babies. We're going to have a pool party. Whoo. I will continue to work on my shade other than clear.

Hope you're all doing well. Happy Thursday to you and Happy Friday to me.

SB