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I Have Kissed A Lot Of Frogs...

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Beware of the Ides of March ...

Today I got in my mailbox, not one but two invitations during the month of March to a bridal shower. I also got one of these wedding invitations. Not impressed. Why? There are two weddings in May and another in June. Weddings are always fun, lots of free booze, but 2 out of the 3 are family weddings. I don't regret not being married to Mr. Wrong, believe me. It's the incessant questions, how come your not dating anyone seriously?

It seems that these occasions people REMIND you of why you SHOULD NOT be happy with your current situation. Even if you are happy with your current situation. I think not marrying the many douche-bags that I have dated over the years is a HUGE and major accomplishment.

I think I am going to use the line from 27 dresses. "Must be so hard to watch your younger sister get married before you.
Jane: Yes. Then I remember that I still get to have hot hate sex with random strangers and I feel SO much better!

Happy Wednesday. Hope you're all getting a lot of nooky and misbehaving badly. Tonight I babysat my friend's 6 year old son. It reminded me of the reason I am glad that I did not have any children thus far. Ah babysitting therapy.

Happy Trails.

SB

posted on Feb 27, 2008 7:28 PM ()

Comments:

That's funny. Babysitting is the best birth control ever!
I loooove that response!!! Do it!!!
comment by kristilyn3 on Feb 28, 2008 6:30 AM ()
Great attitude and I loved that silly movie!
comment by sexysadie on Feb 27, 2008 9:00 PM ()
When I get a wedding invitation I respond this way: "Every wedding I have attended has ended in a divorce. Are you sure that you want to invite me?"
comment by jondude on Feb 27, 2008 7:31 PM ()

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