An elderly gentleman went to the local drug
store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.
The pharmacist said, "That's no problem.
How many do you want?"
The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4
pieces."
The pharmacist said "That won't do you any good."
The elderly gentleman said "That's all right. I don't need them for
sex anymore, as I'm over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out
far enough so I don't pee on my shoes".