Little Buddy about to "boogie"!

Stupid Questions

1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?

2. If a person owns a piece of land, does he own it all the way down to the center of the earth?

3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?

4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say
"Hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?

5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu, would you get a Bullshit?

6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a "Use by" date?

9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?


Now, You can really "boot scoot" around on these, especially the one grandson is on.

11. What do people in China call their good plates?

12. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why cant he fix a hole in a boat?

13. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.

14. What do you call male ballerinas?

15. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?

16. If Wiley E. Coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap, why doesn't he buy his dinner?

17. Why is a person who handles money called a broker?


Little Buddy! Little Buddy! Can you see where you're going? You remind me of the only quarterback Texas ever had that I truly admired! Anyone remember him? His helmet always looked too big for his head; but he had a great heart.

18. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

19. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, from what is baby oil made?

20. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him, is he still wrong?

21. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it?

22. Why do you call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when it's in your arse?

23. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dog's face, it goes mad; yet, when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head straight out the window?