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Aniston, Pitt, and Jolie "Go At It"!!
Well, it seems Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and Jennifer Aniston have finally gone public.
Jolie made a statement in an interview for Vogue in which she said that of all the crazy things she has done in her life that she has never hurt anyone.
Aniston responded in her own Vogue interview by calling the remark "uncool".  She had a few other choice comments for Jolie, or so I have heard. I have not read the article. When Oprah asked her about it last week on the air, she stated the interviewer asked her a question and she answered it as truthfully as she could.
Pitt supposedly got so upset at her attacking his "earth mother" that he called Aniston personally. Like to have been a fly on the wall when that conversation occurred!
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Man Farts on Cops
September 26th, 2008
A
West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a
patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer.
Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg, was pulled over early Tuesday for
driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal
complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and failed three
field sobriety tests before he was handcuffed and taken to a police
station for a breathalyzer test.
As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his
chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and “passed gas loudly,†the
complaint said. Cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas
toward the officer.
“The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or
provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons,†the complaint alleged. He
was also charged with driving under the influence, driving without
headlights and two counts of obstruction.
Cruz acknowledged passing gas, but said he didn’t move his chair
toward the officer nor aim gas at the patrolman. He said he had an
upset stomach at the time, but police denied his request to go to the
bathroom when he first arrived at the station. “I couldn’t hold it no
more,†he said.
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Man Murders his Lawn Mower
July 29th, 2008 ·
Here
is one we can all understand, for me personally I would choose my
laptop for target practise. A 56-year-old Milwaukee man is accused of
shooting his lawn mower to deah because it wouldn’t start for him.
Keith Walendowski was charged with felony possession of a
short-barreled shotgun or rifle and misdemeanor disorderly conduct
while armed. According to the criminal complaint, Walendowski said he
was angry because his Lawn Boy wouldn’t start Wednesday morning. He was
quoted as telling police: “I can do that, it’s my lawn mower and my
yard so I can shoot it if I want.â€
A woman who lives at Walendowski’s house reported the incident. She
says he was intoxicated. Walendowski could face up to an $11,000 fine
and six years and three months in prison if convicted.
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That's it for today from the world of wild and crazy!!
posted on Nov 15, 2008 9:35 AM ()
People are funny... and strange. For one, I would pay %150 to get my brother to stop smoking. Wonder if he would use it? 
The family-owned repair shop I worked in regularly repaired Lawn-boys because, unless the super-duper commercial model, most would mysteriously refuse to start, even for the repairmen, which was so darn frustrating!
That farting story scared me. Of course it's battery, but I thought I recognized the name, age, location as the identity of another known felon. I'm still not totally convinced that it's a different person, but I now have my doubts.
That smoking thing they are calling cigarettes...well, if the battery charger should ever fail, I suppose I could smoke the batteries. And then smoke the manual (one page at a time) and then, as a last resort, the membership card, seeing as how I wouldn't be needing it any longer.
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