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It's finally Saturday, but who's counting? Those of us who are retired hardly notice the difference between the weekdays and the weekend. In fact, yesterday I was talking to DD2 on the phone and she mentioned that it was Friday.

"Is it really? I thought it was Thursday."

"No, Mom! It's Friday."

"Uum, I guess I lost a day sometime this week!"

Now, I can assure you that when I worked, I NEVER misplaced a day. So, for all you working stiffs out there, enjoy your weekend!

Here's a funny to get it started on the right foot!

Three Interesting Wishes

Once upon a time there was a frog who lived in a lake all by himself. He had been given special powers by a local Shaman.

One day he finally ventured out of the lake to get his first glimpse of the world outside.

The first thing he saw was a bear chasing a monkey and so he called out to them and asked them to stop. Then he said to them: "I am a magical frog and since you are the first two animals I have ever seen, I am going to grant you both three wishes. You will each take turns using them and you have to use them now."



The bear (being greedy) went first. "I would like for every bear in this forest to be female except for me." A magical sound and it was done.

Then the monkey. "I would like a helmet." This confused both the frog and the bear, but after a magical sound there was a helmet.

It was the bear's turn again. "I would like for every bear in every one of the neighboring forests to be female." A magical sound and it was done.

The monkey went again. "I would like a motorcycle."

Both the frog and the bear wondered why the monkey didn't just ask for a lot of money with which he could buy himself a motorcycle, but after a magical sound there was a motorcycle.

The bear took his last wish. "I would like for all the bears in the world to be female except for me." A magical sound and it was done.

The monkey then put on his helmet, started up the motorcycle, and said "I wish the bear was gay" and took off like a bat out of hell.