This cautionary -- and hilarious -- tale from Hong Kong explores the perils of unrestrained lust. An arranged marriage between a scholar (Lawrence Ng) and a virgin (Amy Yip) gets off to a steamy start, but he remains restless. So he surgically supersizes his unit and departs on a "research trip" to pursue other women. Meanwhile, his wife seduces the gardener, and is then forced into prostitution. When they meet again, they hardly recognize each other.

Rated R 1 hour 39 minutes 1991

1 star. Dull and horrible. Sex and Zen is supposedly a comedy, but I couldn't find the funny no matter how hard I looked. I couldn't get past the horrible acting. Subtitles do not match words at all.