i am not senorita
i am not from your tribe
in the garden i did no crime
i am not your senorita
i am not from your tribe
if you want inside her
well,
boy you better make her raspberry swirl
things are getting desperate
when all the boys can’t be men
everybody knows i’m her friend
everybody knows i’m her man
i’m not your senorita
i don’t aim so high
in my heart i do no crime
if you want inside her
well,
boy you better make her raspberry swirl



“In some of my relationship with a few of my women friends, I play a certain role. Heh, this is really getting in…i know, I hope my father’s not watching this. He just doesn’t know what to do. The straight-jacket’s coming. But you know I always told my dad – you know, gays, lesbians, he just has to get used to it. One of the neices and nephews is gonna be one, he’s just gotta get ready. So what I said was ah to Beenie, who’s the love of my life. My husband understands this, that we’re married. We’re absolutely married. And I adore her with all my heart. And she’s dated some idiots. And I hope you’re watching. I want you to know what I think of you and in another life, I’ll absolutely kick your ass. And I’m going to kick it right now actually, because this is for her and I’m in love with her. So everybody, off your asses!” (Begins playing song)
– Tori; VH1 Storytellers