Irish man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes
> > upon a preacher baptising people in the river.
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> > He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.
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> > The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol,
> > whereupon he asks the drunk,
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> > 'Are you ready to find Jesus?'
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> > The drunk shouts, 'Yes, oi am.'
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> > So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.
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> > He pulls him up and asks the drunk, 'Brother have you found Jesus?'
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> > The drunk replies, 'No, oi haven't found Jesus.'
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> > The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a
> > little longer.
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> > He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, 'Have you found Jesus me
> > brother?'
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> > The drunk again answers, 'No,oi I haven't found Jesus.'
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> > By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water a gain --- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up.
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> > The preacher again asks the drunk, 'For the love of God have you found Jesus?'
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> > The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, 'Are you sure this is where he fell in???????
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> >