RETIREMENT IS DIFFERENT FOR EVERYONE
One day, while going to the shop, I passed by a nursing home. On the
front lawn was six old ladies, lying naked on the grass.
I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way.
On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.
This time my curiosity got the better of me, & I went inside to talk to the
Nursing Home Administrator. 'Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?'
'Yes,' she said. 'They're retired prostitutes,
- they're having a garage sale.'