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True story:
Last night when I went to bed (always before DH), I couldn't sleep. So when I heard him in the kitchen, just outside the bedroom I called out for him. He opened the door and I said, "I can't sleep; will you come lay on top of me for a second and smooch on me?"
He smiled and did what was asked and looked at me as he laid all his weight on top of mine.
"Will you now put your penis inside me and wiggle it around?"
He looked at me, smiled, smooched me on the forehead, got up and said, "Nice try seducing me."
I don't understand why he wouldn't do it! ;)
