I don't know where I got this, but I just read Redimpala's post about body functions, and this seemed apporiate.
Lord, thou knowest that I am growing old!
Keep me from becoming talkative and possessed with the idea that I must express myself on every subject.
Release me from the craving to straighten out everyone’s affairs.
Keep my mind free from the recital of endless detail..give me wings to get to the point!
Seal my lips when I am inclined to tell of my aches and pains; they are increasing with the years and my love to speak of them grows sweeter as time goes by.
Teach me the glorious lesson that occasionally I can be wrong.
Keep me thoughtful but not bossy!
With my vast store of wisdom and experience, it does seem a pity not to use it all!
But thou knowest, Lord, that I want a few friends left at the end.
Amen. ---------Ann Chellman