A dear friend sent this to me and I just had to share. (no. She is not a blond.)
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Makes football make sence
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great
seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, he asked her how she liked it.

"Oh, I liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants & all the big
muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other
over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do u mean?"

"Well, they flipped a 25-cent coin, 1 team got it & then for the rest of the
game, all they kept screaming was..."Get the quarterback! Get the
quarterback!'

Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!"