Hillary Clinton was riding through the countryside in her chauffeur-driven limo when the car comes around a sharp curve and hits a cow and kills it.

"You were driving," she says to the chauffeur, "So you take care of this."

The driver heads for the farmhouse and is gone several hours. When he returns he is smiling and looks disheveled.

"What happened?" Hillary asks, astonished that the driver looks pleased.

"The farmer patted me on the back. His wife cooked me a grand meal. And the daughter took me upstairs and made mad, passionate love to me," he says.

"Just what did you tell them happened here on the road?" she asks.

"I told them that I was Hillary Clinton's driver and that I just killed the cow."

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LOL. Don't hate me. I actually support her. She will be a good Secy of State. But I couldn't wait to pass this one on to you all.