...about this cellular telephone! If you dial a number and somebody picks up the call, you can actually speak back and forth with that person!
You don't have to frigging type words, letters or abbreviations on these stupid tiny keys! You don't have to wreck your thumbs trying to reset the damned thing from alphabeticals to numbers! You don't even have to send photos or website URLs!
It's all verbal!
What a great idea!
Why didn't I think of that?