I borrowed my title from a song performed by the W's a few ages ago.
If you're extremely bored, you can follow the link provided below. If not, you can read on. It's just a silly joke.
Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong
preaching on the devil. One said to the other, 'What do you think about all
this Satan stuff?'
The other boy replied, 'Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. It's
probably just your Dad.'