StUPid DOObie the liddle cat keeps chasin and FIghtin Bunjii an Bunjii he sick ya know so my daDDy keep gettin purty MAD and lass night he get REEL mad so he puts DOObie down inna cellar all night wi no water or MUnchies and only a litterbox.

So this mornin he feedz us and about a long time afterward he letz doobie back upstairs and DOObie is all covered wi cobwebbs n stuff. And doobie he scared but bUNjii had a good nights sleep for wunce.

Bunjii he stayz inna bathroom most times so daddy he not let DOObie in there anymore. Maybe we hafta send Doobie to the place where they give cats away? Daddy he don't know wat to do.