This is guud! Sumbody shud buy this and then yew can get the morning noospaper agin!
Sumtimes my daDDy he talks to hiz daDDy's piktchur.
I'm glad I don't hafta go anywhere these days. Biped hairless apes are so dumb and dangerous.
Them kittehs gonna be one year old on June 27!
My daDDy he writed a short story once called "The Zen of Rice Pudding." Don't ask me why.
When my daDDy used his California wheelbarrow his cats always wanted a ride on it. MOL
Yew can bet the farm the press is digging deeper to do a "gotcha" on Sanford before he shows up in Warshington DC. MOL
Change is good, spesshully if it's quarters and fifty-cent pieces.
The right wing extreme is a minority, even of the Republican party. I don't fear them anymore than I feared Wallace and the Alabama extremists in the 1960's. I believe the republican party will split into the Teabaggers and the regular Republicans, the GOP. Then the power of both will substantially diminish.
My daDDy he frended yew on Farcebook, but I got ober five thousand frends and can't frend anybody anymore.
Sheez a good mouser!
Get it at CVS and one year from now they will double the price. Guaranteed.