Facebook halted my Facebook account unless I changered my name to my daDDy's. So he finded out that sum stoopid biped reported me and sed I can't be a real Facebooker because my name is a cat name.

Whut a putz!

Have yew everbeen a snitch? I haven't.

So they maked my daDDy, who is my typist cuz he got opposable thumb things, to change my account over there to his name, so he used his almost full name which is Jon Leslie Adams (he has anuther secret fourth name whitch I can't reveal) and now my Facebook account is called 'Jon Leslie Adams.'

My daDDy he sez they did this cuz the NSA wants all blogs to reveal real names so they can keep track on us all.

He also sez that while most humans evolved from liddle animals that looked like possums, them folks at the NSA and Facebook they evolved frum banana slugs.

MOL