Hobbes Fattytail

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Username:: hobbie
Name:: Hobbes Fattytail
Location:: Tiffin, OH
Birthday:: 06/09
Status:: Single
Job / Career:: Entertainment

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Parenting & Family > Pets > He Cookin'

He Cookin'

He got Sum pork Loin and stuck In oveN.

Den he can'T find 'is greeN sauce! Then he maD and yeLL: "Dammit!"

Cuz he wanna maKe sum crockpOt ting.

So he cutz Up da pork LOin an drop IT inna crockpOT with 'is Home madE chili sauce.

He getz out sum Texas toast to Pour it on wen itz donE.

Now:

Catz dont Like CHili stuff. So'z we ain't gettin any 'o this. Right?

Now, How ken I get 'im 2 Open sum Tunafish canz?

posted on Feb 28, 2008 3:35 PM ()

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OK, Boo. You got your Albacore for dinner last night. Now, be a good boy and keep your nose juice off my laptop keyboard. Why does the mouse smell like fish?

comment by jondude on Feb 29, 2008 3:54 AM ()

if only you had thumbs you could open it yourself. maybe knock a can into his dinner, he will get the idea.