Cranky Swamp Yankee

I was wondering if you'd consider making the beneficiary on your next life insurance policy.

Run, Randy, Run! Run as long and as hard as you can, and then sleep like a baby under added blankets and quilts!
I LOVE pushing my physical limits, which, for some reason or other, seem easier and easier to reach!
But, alas, no physical activity for me for a while. Got bucked off my horse, and for the next three weeks, my afternoons are filled with chiroprator appointments!

You know, I walk into public rest rooms now, and I see baby-changing stations in the Men's Rooms. Never seen them used.
Amazing, huh?

Now, damn it! I JUST went and downloaded one of your banners to web site, and NOW I find others here that I like just as well! I HATE having to make decisions!!!!!
That little wolf cub sitting in the meadow is heart-stealing! The two with wolves howling at the moon are haunting and fantastic. You do GREAT work, Holly!...I HATE you!

I have a hard time with "victims" and the victim mentality that talk about here. We all have problems. We all have "issues". Hell, I just wrote a recent blog about addictions.
Acknowledging problems is a healthy thing. In most cases, it is the first step to overcoming them. However, wallowing in them, or looking for somebody else to blame for them can be damaging to the individual and to the folks that surround him or her.
Not to mention the fact that, when I hear a whiner, I just want to lace up my steel-toed work boots and kick him or her squarely and soundly in the butt!

Careful, thought provoking words. Soothing and peaceful.

Hayduke's Cranky Swamp Yankee blogsite now a Holly-designed head banner! Thanks kid!

These are great!

This is fascinating! Thanks, Cindy!

I LOVE your humor! You put a real lift in my day today. Thanks.

If you wanted to get your mother to stop reading your journal, you probably could have made up some stuff like, I don't know, having sex with the dog or something. I'll bet that would have cured her!

MONDAY'S ALMOST HERE!!!! HOW EXCITING!!!!! JUST A FEW MORE DAYS!!!!! HAVE A GREAT TIME!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you wonder about Jondude sometimes?? Sounds like an absolutely WONDERFUL end of summer vacation! Now, GET ERADY FOR THE KIDS!!!!!

Sounds like a GREAT time! Dogs and water! My Dixie Chick loves to swim, and she'll stay in the water until she is exhausted! Great fun!!!!

Life is what you make it, huh kid? Some people would rather be miserable, but you've learned the secret - you can NEVER replace a minute that has gone by. Make the most of it and enjoy yourself!

I think the first one was lifted the transcript of my divorce hearing. Sounds like something Cruella said when my lawyer was cross-examining her.
These are GREAT!!!!!
Now, I can have my salad!