People-they sure are amazing

How ya’all doing?
I just read a blog where the writer was complaining that life was boring at the moment. Boy do I wish I had that problem, I relish boring.
At one of my 3 jobs we are encouraged to use suggestive selling, you know--- like would you need a lighter with that pack of cigarettes. Or maybe “some chips with that six pack?” When I put my mind to it I can be one of the best at getting a dollar or two out of your wallet that you didn’t plan on spending. If you buy a pack of Extenze-I am going to make sure you have a pack of condoms.
Well I hit one today where I didn't know what to offer.
Man came in and bought a roll of Duck Tape and a jar of Vaseline. Kinda left me at a loss.
Takes all kinds I guess.