A lot of you will be spending time with families.
Some will be lonely.
Just want to get away from the holiday.
So I have been posting stories and jokes.



One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your Clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your Butt!'



His Wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.


The next morning the Husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.


'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put Talcum Powder in my Underwear?'


She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder, It's 'Miracle Grow ! '