Five surgeons from big cities
>>are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
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>>The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on
>>my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
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>>The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
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>>Everything inside them is color coded."
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>>The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think librarians
>>are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
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>>The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like construction
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>>workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
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>>But the fifth surgeon, from Washington DC , shut them all up when he
>>observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
>>There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus,
>>the head and the ass are interchangeable."