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What Happened?






Just remember, I own a gun.




HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.
WELL . . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.


MY NAME IS PAULINE , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.
I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.

AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED BRYAN HIGH SCHOOL .

'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A BEAR,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.

HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1968. WHY DO YOU ASK?'

YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN, THAT UGLY,

OLD,

BALDING,

WRINKLED FACED,

FAT-ASSED,

GRAY-HAIRED,

DECREPIT

SON-OF-A-BITCH
ASKED,
"WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"





posted on Nov 21, 2010 10:08 AM ()

Comments:

Ain't that the way it goes.
comment by elderjane on Nov 22, 2010 5:47 PM ()
Right about that.
reply by fredo on Nov 23, 2010 9:55 AM ()
comment by kristilyn3 on Nov 21, 2010 2:16 PM ()
Hi kris,thanks for the visit.
reply by fredo on Nov 23, 2010 9:56 AM ()
Very funny, Fredo. We finally got some winter-like weather, 65 degrees today.
comment by troutbend on Nov 21, 2010 11:44 AM ()
Weather been sort of crazy at times.Today was cook and then they tell me it is going to warm up the day before he Holiday up to 60.
Will take it.As long that it is not snow.Not ready for that yet.
reply by fredo on Nov 21, 2010 1:58 PM ()
comment by augusta on Nov 21, 2010 11:00 AM ()
Thanks for stopping by there.
reply by fredo on Nov 21, 2010 1:59 PM ()

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