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Forget Rednecks
......here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about New Englanders... :)


If your local Dairy Queen is closed from October through April , you
live in New England

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't
work there, you live in New England .

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in New
England

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a
wrong number, you live in New England

If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of New York City for the
weekend, you live in New England.

If you measure distance in hours, you live in New England

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live
in New England

If you have switched from 'heat ' to 'A/C' in the same day and back
again, you live in New England .

If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard
without flinching, you live in New England

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both
unlocked, you live in New England .

If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them,
you live in New England .

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you
live in New England

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 70 and
everybody is passing you, you live in New England

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow, you live in New England .

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road
construction, you live in New England .

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in
New England

If you find 20 degrees 'a little chilly', you live in New England .

If there's a Dunkin Donuts on every corner, you live in New England .

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your New
England friends & others, you live in New England


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