I asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President of the United States some day.

Both of her parents, liberals, were standing there, so I asked, her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?"

She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people." Her parents beamed, and said, "Now that's how America should be!"

"Wow...what a worthy goal!" I told her. I continued, "But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house, mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out. You can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house."

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"

I smiled and said, "Now that's how America should be!"

Her parents still aren't speaking to me.