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Sunday Paper



For all of us who are seniors - for all of you who know seniors - and for all of you who will be seniors. It pays to be able to laugh about it when you are!

And, speaking of senior moments:

"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!" The irate customer calling the newspaper office loudly demanded, wanting to know where her Sunday edition was.

"Madam", said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY".

There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter,



"Well, shit... so that's why no one was at church today".

posted on Dec 22, 2008 10:53 AM ()

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Sounds like my Mom (90.)
comment by jondude on Dec 22, 2008 11:54 AM ()
comment by nittineedles on Dec 22, 2008 11:52 AM ()
Got that right.
comment by fredo on Dec 22, 2008 11:44 AM ()
Yup..Alzheimer's it's a #####
comment by redwolftimes on Dec 22, 2008 10:59 AM ()

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