An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He
finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there
for a while, he yells to the waiter,
'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice,
the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy,
I think it
is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

*1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

*2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

*3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

*4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

*5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'