I Hate Lebanon
and the people of Lebanon
By Tantalus
There's an international habit that all avid football fans keep. They always dress up in their favorite team's kit on the day following a victory. So, for example, one day you'd show up to work and find two people wearing a Barcelona kit, all happy an shit, celebrating the preceding night's victory in the Spanish League.
Their happiness could stem from the extremely Lebanese tradition of affiliating with anything but your country; or maybe from the belief that Ronaldinho will someday save the world. Whatever it is, these boys (and the supporters of other football teams of course) are proud of their teams' achievements.
By the same virtue, every time I want to wear a fucking orange top I have to make sure Aoun hasn't been on TV the night before (and will not be any time soon). What kind of stupid country do I inhabit? And since when is politics a fucking sport?
And since when is Aoun expected to win at anything?
dispatched by Tantalus
Links:
[1] https://fuck-lebanon.blogspot.com/2008/03/fairplay.html