Curl Up and Dye

Sometimes, I cop a nifty title with no article to go with it. This particular one I stole from the “Blues Brothers” epic from 1980. Carrie Fisher plotted to murder John Belushi for jilting her.
Speaking of betrayal, the Vichy Democrats keep our Beloved Shroud Army in Iraq. Sure, everybody knows the superpower needs five years to subdue the super bad Iraqis.
If anybody remembered duty, honor and country, the officer corps would commit mass suicide. In the Roman Empire, failed politicians sat in a bathtub and opened a vein.
The street address in Chicago is 1060 West Addisson for Wrigley Field. All politicians should sit there watching Cubs baseball UNTIL THEY CONFESS.
The President could throw the first pitch.