Assassination is Hillary’s Best Hope

David Rees, HuffPost

 
Anybody watch Step It Up And Dance last night? HOT STUFF!
Anyway gang, I just read something remarkable. "Remarkable" as in,
"It is remarkable that my eyeballs are still in my head after reading that."
In an interview with the editorial board of the Sioux Falls Argus-Leader today, Hillary Clinton brought up Bobby Kennedy's June, 1968 assassination as
an argument against her dropping out of the Democratic primary.

"My husband did not wrap up the nomination in 1992
until he won the California
primary somewhere in the middle of June, right? We all remember Bobby Kennedy
was assassinated in June in California.
I don't understand it," she said, dismissing calls to drop out.
She has a point: June is a great month for political assassinations.
Why drop out of the race before all the assassins have had their say?
After all, we know Barack Obama has received multiple death threats --
because he is black, of course, and because some of our fellow citizens think
he's a secret Muslim terrorist who is going to take the oath of office on the
Koran and make us all pray to Mecca five times a day with that screechy music coming
over the loudspeakers(?) and then he'll crash Air Force One into the White
House(?) and force our wives to wear those Muslim beekeeper helmets(?).
And the truth is, Obama has consistently failed to win over those voters who
want to see him murdered.
UPDATE (5:45 PM):
In the interest of fairness, I should note that Hillary has since apologized
for her curious statement. That is, she has apologized to the Kennedys.