A Real Man:

A real man is a
 woman's best friend. He will
never stand her up and never let her
down.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure
and comfort
her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she  never

thought she could do; to live without fear
and forget regret.
He will enable her to
express her deepest emotions and give in to
her
most intimate desires. He will make sure
she  always feels as
though she's the most
beautiful woman in the room and  will enable
her
to be the most confident, sexy,
seductive, and invincible woman who
ever existed.

No, wait...  sorry... I'm thinking of wine.
Never
mind.