I Learned From a Cow:

Don't
just be one of the herd.
Wake up in a happy mooo-d.
Some
days can be udder frustration.
Munch hay while the sun shines.
Live
for-heifer young.
Party 'till the cows come home.
Don't cry over
spilled milk.
The cream always rises to the top.
Don't stoop to a
barnyard mentality.
Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on.
Don't be bossy.
If it's good, milk it for all its worth!
If
you need to get somewhere, hoof it.
Successful people are the moo-vers
and shakers.
Don't take any bull from anybody.
Following
your heart will always steer you in the right direction.
He who
lives with the herd learns to watch his step.
Sometimes it's better to
be seen and not herd.
And ...
Don't forget to cow-nt your
blessings every day!