Heading out for breakfast!
Laughing It Off
RANDOM THOUGHTS

The early bird ... STILL has to eat worms.
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen ... is eating them.
Don't argue with an idiot. People watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said.
When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.

If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"?
A hug is a great gift ... one size fits all, it can be given for any occasion, and it's easy to exchange.