Gun Powder
HERE'S SOMETHING YOU MIGHT WANT TO INCLUDE IN YOUR ESTATE PLAN ....
CAN YOU IMAGINE THE HEADLINES IN THE PAPER THE DAY AFTER.
A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM DILLION, MONTANA, COUNSELED HIS GRANDSON THAT
IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH
OF GUN POWDER ON HIS OATMEAL EVERY MORNING.
THE GRANDSON DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY, TO THE AGE OF 103.
WHEN HE DIED, AT THE AGE OF 103, HE LEFT BEHIND, 14 CHILDREN, 30
GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRAND-CHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN,
AND A 15 FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.