Welcome to another edition of The Sunday Funnies, a weekly feature devoted solely to the lighter side of life. This week’s edition is dedicated to Thanksgiving,
a wonderful holiday for families to gather together to share a feast
and reflect on life’s blessings. It’s also the perfect occasion to share
a laugh. Here are some funny turkey jokes for kids and the young at heart, plus a funny Thanksgiving video to share.
Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A: Boy, I’m stuffed!
Q: Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
A: Because they use fowl language.
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken’s day off.
Q: What side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside.
Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
A: Quack, quack, quack.
Q: What do turkeys have in common with teddy bears?
A: Stuffing.
Q: Why did the turkey join the band?
A: He had the drumsticks.
Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A: They suspected fowl play.
Q: What doe you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
A: Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.
Q: Why do turkeys always go, “gobble gobble”?
A: Because they never learned good table manners.
For some more light-hearted Thanksgiving fun, be sure to check out
the You Tube video. It’s very well done and a real Thanksgiving treat
for kids of all ages.

The turkey rap.avi