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Well, this is a nice surprise. Waterloo is a terribly spoiled dog, used to having his way! He is just a baby puppy but he also knows how to wiggle around and charm people to get his way. He thinks he is so cute. You people with pets know how that goes.
He also doesn't know how to keep a secret. He says whatever is on his mind, so when I went to see him today to gauge his progress, he told me all. I didn't pay these people to teach him computer skills... a little spelling and grammar, yes. How to obey commands, yes. But, computer skills?
He also told me of his plans to escape. Escape? Where would he go? When I asked him where he would go, he told me he would be coming home. He doesn't know how to get home. It's Riverside to Los Angeles! Do you people know how many miles that is? Escape indeed! I think he'll be here longer than I thought. Also, I could use the extra time for shopping. Summer clothing, you know. You wouldn't wear last year's styles, would you?
He's still not house trained!
By the way, your profile says that you were born in 1988. 
You can't still be a puppy if you're 20. What gives?
