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I think I am in some trouble. My owner came to see me yesterday and I told her how well I was doing. I thought she would be happy. I guess I made a mistake. She wasn't impressed with my computer skills. You all know how hard it is for little puppy paws to hit each key I need. It's very hard. She even taught me herself. Well, maybe I cheated a little because I went into her letter to look. I learned how to make the letters bigger and in color. They're teaching me colors here, too. It is a very progressive doggie school.
I wonder what her name is. She doesn't tell me. She calls me Waterloo, but she calls herself I. She says stuff like, Waterloo, you are naughty. I think you need more time here to learn how to behave properly like a good doggie. I will get you some puppy pads.
I don't know what puppy pads are. I didn't ask. I don't think I want to know.
One very good thing! I have a cat friend. His name is Hobbie! You can see his picture in my friend's spot. I wonder what happened to Eddie? He disappeared. I didn't even know who Eddie was. I think he was the Owner's friend. Maybe. Well, Hobbie told me about parties here! PARTIES! Yay! I can't wait. I will play dead. They will send me to the infirmiry and I will escape, go to the party, and come back before they even notice I'm gone! Hobbie said there would be girls there. I wonder if that's girl cats or girl dogs? I don't care as long as they're girls. So now I'm just waiting for Hobbie to tell me where the party is.
This took me a long time to write. Very long. So I'll just stop here. See you tomorrow.
from Waterloo
