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One day a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were being chased by the police.
The girls decided to go up 3 different trees and hide.
The brunette hid in the apple tree. The redhead hid in the lemon tree, and the blonde hid in the oak tree.
The policeman went to the apple tree and said, “Is there anyone up there?"
The brunette went, "meow"
The policeman said to himself, "Oh, its just a cat stuck up in a tree!"
Then he went over to the lemon tree and said, "Is there anyone up there?"
The redhead went, "bark bark"
The policeman said to himself, "Oh, its just a dog stuck up in a tree!"
Then he went over to the oak tree and said, "Is there anyone up there?"
The Blonde went, "Acorn, acorn!"
Okay.... Now this one....
In the morning, a blonde enters a restaurant with a carton of orange juice. She puts the orange juice on the table and stares at it.
The store is about to close down and the blonde is still staring at the orange juice. A waiter comes and asks the blonde, "Excuse me, we are about to close for the evening, I'm afraid your going to have to leave."
"No" They blonde replies.
"Why not?" questions the waiter.
"The carton says "concentrate".
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