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Two Ladies Talking in Heaven
1st woman: Hi! Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so
bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm &
sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a
massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I
came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all
by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure
there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over
the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into
the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all
the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I
became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and
died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
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