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Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.
It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Never knock on Death's door; ring the doorbell and run (he hates that).
Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself).
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
A closed mouth gathers no feet
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere
Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
