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Life & Events > Man Caught Having Sex with Picnic Table?
 

Man Caught Having Sex with Picnic Table?

By Ben Hazell - UK



An man is facing public indecency charges after allegedly being filmed having sex with a picnic table.

Police say that Art Price Jr was seen copulating with furniture on four separate mornings, most recently on March 14 when a neighbor recorded it as evidence. The alleged incident took place near a school in broad daylight in the town of Bellevue in Ohio.

The neighbor, who remains anonymous, said he saw Mr Price in his garden turning over a round metal tale before performing a sex act upon it.

Local Police Captain Matt Johnson said: "He was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table."
Mr Price, 40, will now face up to four charges of public indecency.

posted on Apr 2, 2008 7:35 PM ()

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OK everyone it's time to band together and save the picnic tables.
comment by hilow on Apr 10, 2008 8:41 AM ()
Now that just ain't right..
comment by elfie33 on Apr 5, 2008 4:26 PM ()
Ewwwwww...!!!!
comment by hopefields on Apr 5, 2008 2:36 AM ()
Poor table...
comment by ekyprogressive on Apr 3, 2008 9:43 PM ()
Okay, can I saw Ewwwwwwww!
comment by teacherwoman on Apr 3, 2008 3:38 PM ()
And I thought I had heard it all!!
comment by greeneyedgemini on Apr 3, 2008 10:37 AM ()
Wow! I have heard of having sex ON a picnic table, but with one is different. Imagine the possible splinter injuries. I hope they were practicing safe sex.
AJ
comment by lunarhunk on Apr 3, 2008 9:21 AM ()
Picnic tables need love too...
comment by looserobes on Apr 3, 2008 7:33 AM ()
Bellevue is about 24 miles from here. Occasionally it is partially underwater. After reading this I am happy that I always avoid driving through the town!
comment by jondude on Apr 3, 2008 6:36 AM ()
He is certainly a pervert! How asexual is a picnic table!
comment by angiedw on Apr 3, 2008 2:33 AM ()
A picnic table???
comment by sunlight on Apr 3, 2008 12:35 AM ()
Man, that is so funny to me. I can just picture this neighbor setting up camp day, after day, after day,trying to catch this guy doing the table. He knows of at least FOUR times before he was able to get it on tape!!!Hahaha, the neighbor sounds like a peeper to me.
I can see the tape being sold on the net now.
comment by cashew on Apr 2, 2008 7:44 PM ()

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