This past weekend was a very busy one. I was so lucky to have both friends and family visiting! The weekend started off with best friend A arriving into town from Chicago Friday night. I picked her up, made dinner, and we headed out to my favorite local watering hole.

We picked up our neighbor N on the way there at his place. He was over at his next door neighbors apartment when we screamed his name over and over again. Finally he popped his head out of the hall and we started to walk over there. We arrived ordered our drinks. We had great conversation, and then Kristy showed up! Hooray! I was so very excited that my two very bff's could be together! I was not excited about the hottie bartender saying the same lines to the Kristy that he did to me. He was a hottie, but he's not on my potential list anymore. Kristy had to go cause she had to work on Saturday. We wound up closing the joint and going back to N's so A could smoke and we could use his poddy. We left there and passed out at home.

Saturday morning we both woke up pretty early. We split an omlet, and she went back to sleep. I went to the chiropracter and then we had to go go go go. We went to my Aunt's to drop off the dog and my cousin. We then went to her cousin's wedding. I came back to my Aunt's and then was there for the duration. A forgot some medication so she had to grab my keys and drive back to my place.

My cousin T is getting married next month and it was her bachelorette. We started the night off with pole dancing class. This was actually fun and a lot of a work out! After wards, we went got in a limo and headed to a male strip club. We went to a place that was in deepest darkest Maryland. It was well, kind of like the twilight zone. It had all of the features of a female strip club with none of the perks. The cocktail waitresses were not good, the male strippers were well interesting. There was a pole but none of the men danced on one. It was my first time at a male strip joint, but I don't know what I was expecting. So the first stripper was African American and he was wishing my cousin well in her wedding. He was well sweaty and nasty and not someone I wanted touching me, let alone my cousin. The second stripper was probably the most attractive and he did a routine that was very top gunesque. The third and fourth can only be described as old, and weird. They were 50+ years old, had dimply butts, and I will never fully recover from seeing them in male g strings. One of the old dude's shook his "junk" to "Hey-Ya" by Outcast. I will probably never be able to dance again to that song without being haunted by that image. We all had enough of the strip club and we decided to go out to a bar and dance.

We got to the second bar and we had a blast! The place was kind of crowded and apparently there was two other bachelor parties there. We met one of them when I looked over and saw a bunch of guys dancing with each other. I could tell that they did not prefer men, and I decided to hop into the middle of them. They were quite pleased and they noted on how much fun I was. The girls couldn't find me and then they saw me surrounded by 10 guys shaking my stuff! Of course the only guy who talked to me the whole time was an engaged dude who was worried about his bachelor party that was going to be coming up in three months. We left the bar and the limo drove us home.

My cousin's wife wound up crashing with me in my old room. Spike took his bed on the floor and we were giggling and talking till 5 am. We had a great time! It was quite fun.

Sunday I was up far too early and we headed back home. A and I got sushi for dinner and then it was time for her to head back to Chi-town. I love and miss her deeply already! I hope you all had a great weekend!