Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were visiting one day.

"I believe myself to be the most beautiful woman in the world," said Sleeping Beauty.

"And I am surely the smallest person in the world," proclaimed Tom Thumb.

"Well, undoubtedly I'm the ugliest person in the world," remarked Quasimodo.

So the three set off to have their claims verified in the GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS.

Sleeping Beauty went first. She came out and said, "I am indeed the most beautiful woman in the world."

Tom Thumb went in next. In short order, he returned, proclaiming, "I am the shortest person in the world."

Then Quasimodo entered. After a long period of time, he finally returned with a puzzled look on his face.

"Who the hell is Camilla Parker Bowles?" he asked.

It is another lovely day here in the south, midwest, west, or whatever you choose to call the locale of Oklahoma. Here's our quandry. We border Texas, a western and southern state. But we share our northern border with Missouri and Kansas. Those would probably be midwestern states; then, there's Arkansas, undoubtedly southern. But what about Colorado? We share a border with Colorado as well. Confusing, isn't it? We can't even figure it out, so we are comfortable with whatever label one wishes to give us!