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Entertainment > Humor > A Little Humor for a Change!
 

A Little Humor for a Change!



A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office. She is taken into an examining room and waits for the doctor. After arriving there, the doctor examines the baby, and finds him not gaining much weight and asks the woman, "Is he breast fed or on the bottle?"

"Oh ... he is breast fed!", replied the woman.

"Well then, strip down to your waist," orders the doctor.

She takes off her top and bra and sits on the examing table. The doc starts pressing, kneading and pinching both breasts for quite a while in a very detailed and thorough examination.

The doc motions to her to get dressed, then the doctor says: "No wonder this baby is so hungry. You don't have any milk!"

The woman with a wry grin on her face responds: "Well of course I don't." "I'm his aunt - but I'm sure glad I brought him in!"



A couple are driving through the countryside. They have had a disagreement and are not speaking.

As they drive past a farm with pigs, cows, and sheep, the husband asks, "Relatives of yours?"

"Yep," responded the wife, "In-laws!"



Politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often and frequently.....and for the same reason!



A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.

As he passed sulphurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.

"That's unfair!" he cried. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman."

"Shut up", barked the devil, jabbing the man with his pitchfork.

"Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"





Little Billy came home from school to see the family's pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor Mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad our rooster is dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?"

His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."

"Gee Dad that's great," said little Billy. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!"

"What do you mean?" said Dad.

"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"



"Daddy," a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? "

"No, sweetheart," he answered. "Some begin with 'If I am elected.'"web tracking

posted on Oct 1, 2008 5:31 PM ()

Comments:

Those are great.Yes,we could use more of this humor.
To get away from the bail out which is getting sickening.
comment by fredo on Oct 2, 2008 10:33 AM ()
comment by angiedw on Oct 2, 2008 3:31 AM ()
comment by strider333 on Oct 1, 2008 8:34 PM ()
Thanks for the chuckles!
comment by marta on Oct 1, 2008 7:25 PM ()
Good ole uncle George!
comment by jjoohhnn on Oct 1, 2008 5:47 PM ()

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