JUST WONDERING: 

Why Republicans had no problem with Bush running up the national debt to over ten trillion dollars, but now suddenly are whining about increasing the national debt for posterity to pay back because Obama wants a stimulus package to help the Middle Class?

AFRAID OF NATURAL DISASTERS:

Three soldiers, one a Republican, one an Independent, and one a Democrat, were captured by the Iraqis.  About to be shot, the Independent happened to remember that Iraqis are afraid of natural disasters.

So, he yelled,  "Earthquake", and while the Iraqis fled, he escaped.

When the Democrat's turn came, he yelled "Flood'!  Again the Iraqis ran in terror while  he escaped.

When the Republican's turn came, seeing what had happened with the other two, he yelled, "Fire"!!

JUST WONDERING: 

Why the Republicans are misleading people into believing that Obama's repeal of the "Mexico City Doctine" states that the United States now will pay for abortions in foreign countries. 

I guess they didn't take the time to research the facts, as usual, before posting erroneous material ONCE AGAIN!!

The
FACT IS that since 1973 federal law has banned funding abortions in other countries.  All Obama did was lift the ban on federal funding to developing countries that provide family planning services or that council women about abortion (in countries where abortion is legal) as one option. 

This ban directly affected developing countries in Asia, Africa, the Middle East, and South America.  Guess the Republicans think it is all right to do NOTHING in these countries that might slow the AIDS epidemic,which currently leaves hundreds of thousands of children either orphaned or born with AIDS. 

By the way, Bill Clinton rescinded this same executive order; Bush reinstated it, and Obama once again rescinded it.

FINAL EXAM:

  A young Republican student was enrolled in a  macroeconomics class and didn't have a clue what he was doing (now, why does that not surprise me that a Republican would not have a clue what economics is all about).

There were 80 multiple choice questions. For some reason he decided to play the game of probability choosing the letter "A" for everything. In that game  the only thing probable was that he failed.


The following day,the professor asked to see him after class and  handed him a piece of paper that was covered with red ink. "Can you explain why you chose an 'A' for everything?"


Knowing that there was nothing he could do at this point, he said, "Well, I've always wanted to be an 'A' student."

JUST WONDERING:

Why EVERY EVENT in Obama's life--including his mother's  and grandmother's chosen professions--according to my Republican friends, is somehow a "conspiracy" aimed at deluding the American people?  I guess if one wants to, he can construe almost anything into a conspiracy! Again, the facts DO NOT support any of these "fly-by-night wild suppositions.
TOO CLOSE TO CALL:

The Presidential election was too close to call. Neither the Republican candidate nor the Democratic candidate had enough votes to win. There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the sportsmanlike way to settle things. The candidate that caught the most fish at the end of the week would win the election.

After much back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest take place on a remote frozen lake in northern Minnesota . There were to be no observers present,  with both men to be sent out separately on the frozen lake to return at 5 P.M. with their catch for counting and verification by a team of neutral parties.

McCain returned but had no fish  while Obama had caught ten.   Well, everyone assumed he was just having another ‘bad hair’ day or something and hopefully, he would catch up the next day.

At the end of the 2nd day,  Obama came in with 20 fish while McCain came in again with none.

That evening,  the scorekeeper  got together secretly with McCain and said, ' I think  'Obama  is a low-life, cheatin’ son-of-a-gun.

I want you to go out tomorrow and don’t even bother with fishing.   Just spy on him and see just how he is cheating.’  

The next night (after Obama  came in with 50 fish),  the scorekeeper said to McCain,

‘Well, tell me, how is he cheating?’

McCain replied, ‘You’re not going to believe this,  but he’s cutting holes in the ice!’

JUST WONDERING:

If the Republicans plan to return their tax break incentives to the Federal government in order to help reduce the national debt about which they suddenly seem so worried!