
Ah got up thus mornin' thankin' it wuz 8 a'klok. But when ah terned on that thar television, that newzman wuz tellin' me it wuz 9 a'klok!
Whur'd that othre our go? All mah kloks said we hadn't lost no our! And they ourta' kno! Ther kloks, ain't they?
But, when ah got tuh church this mornin', people wuz cummin' outta Sundee School, goin into Big Church. Ah gess they all ba'leved that thar crazee newzman.
Anyways, ah'm gittin' ready to fare up thu red impala, and ah'm a headin' down to that thar newz stashun to let them thar gol'fard newz people know that they's gut the hole state plum messed up, and that them newzmen better do som'thin quik befor this here hol idee ketches far and evr'budy starts a thankin' we've plum lost an our!

reguards
yer sleepy pal
bugg