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The Most Bizarre Thing Happened Last Evening

We had the most bizarre incident occur sometime during the night.  Actually, I guess I should say that we "had a bizarre incident..."  if something is "bizarre", it can't have degrees.  It is either bizarre or it's not! Or is it?
Anyway, back to the "bizarre" incident.  I went outside early this morning to discover our basketball pole, backboard and goal lying at an angle across our driveway.  It was snapped off about eight inches above the base just as cleanly as if it had been sawed through.  The pole was set in concrete, and I have never even seen it waver.  We get a lot of wind in Oklahoma, especially in the Spring, but none of us heard the wind last night.
I'm convinced it had to have been a swirling cloud that snapped it off.  I just cannot believe a straight wind would have done this.   Kenna's SUV was sitting on the driveway and it missed her hood by about a foot.  
Now, I'll have to find someone who has a welder to get it upright again.  We all like to shoot a few baskets from time to time.
The word "bizarre" got me thinking about words that do not have degrees.  Have you ever heard someone refer to a person or entity as "the most perfect....."?  Now, if something is "perfect," there's nothing that can be "more or most perfect," is there?
According to the Oxford Dictionary of American Usage and Style, here a few more words that are absolute and should not be used in the comparative or superlative degree.  This list is not complete.  Can you think of any others?


         absolute
         impossible
         principal


         adequate
         inevitable
         stationary


         chief
         irrevocable
         sufficient


         complete
         main
         unanimous


         devoid
         manifest
         unavoidable


         entire
         minor
         unbroken


         fatal
         paramount
         unique


         final
         perpetual
         universal


         ideal
         preferable

         whole



 





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posted on Apr 8, 2010 10:20 AM ()

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